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Nov 1, 2006 21:36:25 GMT -5
Post by Darktouch on Nov 1, 2006 21:36:25 GMT -5
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this....
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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Nov 2, 2006 16:59:52 GMT -5
Post by JoS on Nov 2, 2006 16:59:52 GMT -5
XD
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Nov 2, 2006 18:00:24 GMT -5
Post by Kakashi lover <3 on Nov 2, 2006 18:00:24 GMT -5
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. happy? XD
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Nov 2, 2006 21:29:44 GMT -5
Post by Darktouch on Nov 2, 2006 21:29:44 GMT -5
lol^^' you an calypso are cheaters...
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